IF
ONLY CECIL WERE A TREE
If
only Cecil were a tree
Then
there would be no more poems
And
trees would be free from pulp poetry,
for
us all to see!
What
a wonderful world it would be,
a
joy to behold Cecil as a brough
If
only Cecil were a tree
Trees
wouldn't be cut, made into huts
for
books of poetry, you see
T
rees would stop pollution, give us
share,
fruits, clean air
For
us to stand and stare
Stop
all corruption of verbs, give us herbs!
Then
the child (of the sun) would have a
future,
without any sutures
Trees
would stop tanks
Do
away with landmines.
T
ree would stop all stanzas
Shades
us, while we have our stendahs
If
only Cecil were a tree!
There
would be no more solicitors fee!
-by Rootbuttal